[Copywriter of Sanguanjian's edition] Before I met you, there was no color in my bleak life, and I was always walking alone in the darkness. But one day, I saw you, and God told me, "Look, those are your ribs." (I'm a wretched old man who is incompetent in writing literary editions... Forgive me)
[Three Views Normal Edition Copy] Some people say that Su Mo is a legend in the underground world. She has been a master thief in recent years. She never misses the items she likes. The outside world speculates that she must be a smart and beautiful woman. Others say, Ji Mo, this is a taboo name. Many people will even tremble unconsciously when they hear this name. But the truth is... The legendary thief is a math idiot who doesn't even know what 38+38 equals, a Level 9 disabled person who can't tell the difference between tomatoes and bell peppers, and a super road addict who has to walk a road at least ten times before he can barely remember it. And that so-called "taboo" is actually an imbecile who thinks he's smart and doesn't know what to do all day long, either acting like a spoiled brat or showing off his IQ.
[Three Views Skewed Version Copy] Rumor has it that some people know how to pick up their integrity even if they have lost it, but for some people, if their integrity is lost, they will just step on it. Ji Mo often said this to her. This kind of plot is like the one in Mary Sue's novel, where a hero saves a beauty, and then ends up having a long-lasting love, but... The author of this cheating must have forgotten to tease her. What kind of trouble is this man's character of a coquettish and evil one with a hint of MB's immediate vision? Moreover, she was despised and verbally molested by MB again and again, so what was going on?
Su Mo lifted the table: I quit!
Ji Mo smiled: ...? Really?
Su Mo:...&*￥%...&I...
Ahem... Generally speaking, it's just two idiots getting together to act stupid...