A wage earner meets a big boss.
The big boss raised his fingers: "Who are you saying doesn't have eyesight?"
The migrant worker smiled with his chrysanthemums blooming: "I don't have the guts to dirty your car. Please forgive me and go around my grandson this time."
Big boss: "You are not sincere in asking for help."
Wage boy: "What do you want to do?"
Big boss: "Kneel down and take a look."
Wage earner: "·······"
The big boss meets the wage earner again.
Big Boss: "How much is this?"
Wage boy: "Two!"
Big Boss: "What about this?"
The wage earner: "Haha, I'm not drunk. If you take a Thousand-Hand Guanyin, I can see how many fingers it has. This is... A hoof!"
Big Boss: "Can you be my man?"
Wage boy: "You're kidding, I'm not a woman."
Big boss: "It's not a joke, I want you, Lin Wanhua."