A Few Things About the Mountain King and My Mother

Cute version Me: Mom! Mother! Mother: Huh? What's wrong? Me: Where is daddy? Mother: Your father went to rob. (Said with a smile) Me: Mom, what is robbery? Dad: Yuexi, it's not good to teach our son a bad lesson. Me: Dad, what is robbery? Dad: ... Don't listen to your mother's nonsense. Dad is out doing business. Me: Oh! It turns out that robbery is business. Dad, Ah Tang is going to rob too! Dad and Mom:... Me: Hey, daddy, mommy. I heard Er Gouzi say that my mother was kidnapped by her father, right? Dad and Mom:... Simple version A robbed marriage. Text from a good gay friend: Welcome to read the fanfic "Wind Painter Continued" Intention: