Gahahahaha. The big devil finally came out of the bottle and said that you stupid humans, prepare to bear my wrath.
Snap!
You are dreaming again. One of the stupid humans slapped the big devil over and told him no matter how many times he told him not to sleep in a pudding bottle. Did the pudding stick in his ears? He didn't even listen.
Stupid human beings, I, the Great Demon King, can accompany me to eat and drink in the hall and kitchen. I can even warm the bed, which is a must-have for home and travel~~~
Hey, I asked you, how come you don't have claustrophobia after being in a bottle for so long?
Yes, who said I don't have soda bottle phobia? You don't know how annoying soda bottles are, especially cola ones...
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This is the story of a dual-personality demon king who came back to conquer the third dimension but failed to marry a good wife (not one).