The gay sadomasochism of the pig trotters in the Fengshen List (a collection of super short writing exercises, purely for your own entertainment. If you don't like it, don't comment)
Do you know why King Zhou, Emperor Xin, wanted to steal the heart of his uncle Bigan? Because they are gay and can't turn against each other. (Tolerance, gentleness and aggression VS awkwardness and sensitivity)
Do you know why Shen Gongbao is always looking for trouble with Jiang Ziya? Because his courtship is irreconcilable. (Dark belly and poisonous tongue attack VS Friendly hair and two weak feelings)
The third prince of the East China Sea fell in love with Nezha, the young young lady, and was brutally skinned and cramped. (The astringent uncle attacks VS the hand poison shota suffers)
The couple, Fei Zhong and You Hun, are in love and have a sweeter life than any of the protagonists.
The multiple CP styles in this article are not limited. It is a leisurely pastime to practice writing.