The witch said: You are destined to die alone in this life without a partner or children.
I said: I'm sorry, I'm getting married next month... And you said before that I was destined to be in love! Master, please be more professional. Even if you are just messing around, the technical content should be higher.
The witch then said: That's because your marriage is in another world; besides, you are not from here.
I laughed: Another life? Is it abroad? But I am not interested in foreigners; and I have lived in Xiamen since I was a child. Do you want to see my birth certificate?
The witch smiled and didn't answer. Later I realized that what she said was all true.