Li Baoer: This badge is mine!
Qin Mo: You are mistaken. This is obviously mine, and it has my name on it.
Li Baoer: Haha, this is so funny. I have owned this badge for 15 years and I have never seen a single Chinese character on it!
Qin Mo: Of course, because it's all filled with alien writing.
Li Baoer:． ． ． ． ． ．