Shen Kaiyu has lived for more than 20 years and never thought that one day he would sleep with a penguin doll, let alone a wild real penguin! ! !
Shen Kaiyu will hate his own name very much at certain moments, such as when a penguin called him: "I want to eat you as a deep-sea fish!"
Qi'er said that the little penguin who endorses □□ is really ugly, so he never registers an account on any product produced by Tencent.
This is a story that is both connected and disconnected from reality. It tells the story of how a penguin left the Antarctic continent and became a human in the subtropical region and had an affair with a man. For the author's safety, readers must understand the following three points:
1. This article is definitely not a human beast. If you are a human beast, please move your mouse to the upper right corner of the page and click on the red cross.
2. In line with the conscience of the industry, I strictly follow the inherent laws of the development of nature and human society. For those who fall in love at first sight and have sex at second sight, the solution is the same as above.
3. For those who like HE and abuse text, the solution is the same as above or above.
When I was writing the copy, I saw "500" in the request. I almost sprayed the screen with a mouthful of salt soda. Fortunately, it was "within", damn! ! ! How many more words will you write in the future? 500 And you become impotent?
In addition, a certain penguin and a certain mentally retarded person are deeply dissatisfied with the fact that I dedicated my debut novel to them. They have been complaining about my writing style. I am also worried about this all the time. I hope you can give me some support, encouragement, strength, complaints, etc. Please be gentle~T-T