Hijikata roared: "Hey, please stop it! How can there be such a casual author! Aren't you so cute to me and Guimeng?! Why are you so casual when you start writing! You actually only want to read our [beep——], right?! As long as you can imagine the plot of [beep——], anyone can do it! Why? Why am I being favored by such an unscrupulous author? Why am I the one who specializes in complaining about glasses? Let's go and write about the relationship between half-rimmed glasses and full-rimmed glasses!"
[Hey, Hijikata-san, are you sure you want to complain in public? Your image as the vice-president of ghosts has been completely shattered. When children cry, they will only sneer at you when they mention your name - "That one complaining about glaucoma, what's so scary!" ', Look, you will be said like this. Don't look at my article as having little impact. To be honest, I doubt if anyone will read it, but don't underestimate it. If you are not careful, Katsura, who may belong to you, will be called to the teacher's lounge and pushed down on the table by the teacher with naturally rolled eyes and a dull look. He will touch the inner thigh. Be careful, Hijikata-san. Okay, put on your uniform quickly and pick up my guests with your appearance and complaints, you bastard]
Hijikata's veins popped out: "You! - Damn it! If it weren't for [beep-] me - you would commit seppuku a hundred times, you bastard!"
After adjusting his uniform, Hijikata stamped out his cigarette butts and said coolly, "Well, that's pretty much it, the story of me and Gui being together."
2017.8.7 Update
Many years later I revised the text again and added some details. No big changes.
Conception: