[The new article "Beautiful Beauty" is being serialized, and the next volume will be "The Prince's Beloved Concubine Escaped"]
Professor Ye, do your family members know that you are so stubborn?
[Unserious copywriting]
The morning after the reunion.
Zhou Qiangwei: "Why do you drive away my suitor!"
Ye Si took an apple and said, "That person is this one!"
Then he pointed to a melon: "And this is me. One is so big and the other is so small. The difference is obvious."
Zhou Qiangwei's eyes unconsciously fell on half of his lower body.
Ye Si stretched out his index finger and tapped his temple: "Obviously, I am referring to the brain capacity, not the size of the thing."
[Serious version copywriting]
Five years ago, she ran away from marriage after submitting her marriage application.
Five years later, he came back to her with his daughter and asked for remarriage.
Zhou Qiangwei: "Why do you want to remarry?"
Ye Si: "I need a nanny, a mother-in-law and a mother to my children."
Ye Si: "Why did you agree to remarry?"
Zhou Qiangwei: "Because I need a... Cash machine!"
This article is 1VS1, HE.
A certain Su column, asking for adoption.
This article is a companion piece, please support me.
One day while chatting, a friend asked Zeng Zimu.
"Why do you have to hang yourself on Yan Youwei's crooked tree? What's so good about her?"
Zeng Zimu sighed: "Oh, this woman has witnessed all my dark history."
"For example?"
"When I was three years old, my mother stripped me naked and threw me in the yard and beat me. She watched the whole thing."
"What else?"
"When I was in elementary school, a group of female classmates forced me to put on a skirt and pushed me into the girls' bathroom. She was the one who rescued me."
"So?"
"She even helped me masturbate for the first time in my life."
The friend finally couldn't help it anymore: "Damn, can you two have a lower limit?"
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