Yuanxiang Station Storm 2011

This work is not the same version as the publication "Yuanxiang Station Storm 1949". This version is the first funny version. For entertainment and healing purposes only. A few nights ago, I was lying on the bed in my dormitory contentedly after a late-night snack. Suddenly, I had an idea and said to my roommate, "Let's make up a story. How about we make our classmates into a spy drama in the style of the Republic of China?" So there is this story. The story takes place in Shanghai during the War of Liberation. The plot is probably cliche (it seems like all spy war dramas are like this anyway). Our Jianping Yuanxiang School has transformed into a military command Yuanxiang Intelligence Station. The Communist Party lurking inside is trying to save the school. To protect the underground intelligence network, steal information and kill the traitors, they come up with various tricks. The military agents at Yuanxiang Station are pressing for their lives in order to dig out clues. Both sides are going back and forth, laughing and hiding their swords. It is a bloody storm - it is not easy to mess around in the world these days! The above is too literary and artistic, so the readers relaxed and said it was a light-hearted novel~ Liu Chang (Major of Yuanxiang Station, nickname: Hedgehog Head): "Relax, sister! Which spy movie have you seen where the male protagonist is not handsome, domineering and sexy? I don't ask you to make me as handsome as Chen Kun and as domineering as a little flower - but you make me round. What's the point of having a hairy face like a Maitreya Buddha?! What a realistic image! Even if he looks like this in the third dimension, you don't need to add to his bad image in the second dimension!" Xiang Qinni (Major of Yuanxiang Station, nickname: Xiaoni, Nini; Nickname: Xiang Xiaoni, Xiang Nini): "I know that I am the most beautiful woman in Yuanxiang Station, but you can give me a normal description! Snow-skinned, beautiful, ice-skinned and jade-like. Just a few words and that's all! You're lazy! Why are the bosses and colleagues around me so weird these days? Do you understand how you can stand up to me?" Yin Shuozhi (Colonel of Yuanxiang Station, nickname: Grandma Yin): "... I just want to know, as a spy chief, can I be any more unorthodox/abnormal? Your sister?!" Chi Yiyi (Communist Party sniper, nickname: Chi Yaoyao, Chi Erliang) [turns his head and looks at Yin Shuozhi]: "As the person who shot you in the head with the last shot, I also want to know, when will I be able to appear?... My three-dimensional image is suitable for the role of a killer. My appearance time must be later, my image is your sister!" Xie Wenjun (Director of the CCP's secret radio station, nickname: unknown): "Chi Yiyi shut up, you haven't seen me and haven't come out yet, your sister?!" Tang Hongji (Second Lieutenant of Yuanxiang Station, nickname:...): "... Your sister!" Jiang Yanhan (Major of Yuanxiang Station, nickname: Jiang Your Sister): "Who is calling me?" The characters are completely based on reality, and the structure of Yuanxiang Station is basically based on reality. The CP is of course the author's random touches of mandarin ducks. Also, don't ask why the agents in the article are as youthful as small rapeseed flowers, because the prototype characters are now young and frivolous in their prime~