After living for most of his life, he suddenly had more than one son. The old cat said, it's okay, we don't need that little money.
His son has a crush on him? The old cat said, it's okay. We are monsters anyway and we don't have so many rules. My son has weird views and just ignore them.
His son wanted to kill him? This is a big problem.
Climbing out of the ruins, the old cat bit the cigarette rod and thought sadly: We can't go on like this, otherwise even if we have nine lives, it won't be enough.
It's better to find an adulterer and kill him.
A certain Qilin: ... Why not me?
Old Cat: Huh? Isn't this you? I also specifically pointed out your identity~(≧▽≦)/~
A certain Qilin (angry): King! Language! Bright!
Old Cat: Okay, stop making trouble and help me sell some beef from Dongcheng.
A certain Qilin:………………
Old Cat: What are you staring at? Go quickly.
Ten minutes later, the old cat was munching the beef contentedly. He felt that God was still fair. After giving him a terrible (and scumbag) son, he also gave him a loyal (but arrogant) Qilin.