Dialogue version:
"It would be nice if there was a bowl that could hold you in it."
"Why"
"Because then others won't covet your beauty."
"... The bowl can't hold me"
"I know, so I'm looking for a bigger bowl."
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This is just a story about falling into a bowl and being eaten