"Do you like leeks?"
"Ah, um."
"Then did you know that there is a great person on the Internet named Lik?"
"Yeah."
"I'm telling you, that's my male idol. If I could meet him, I would definitely push him down and tease him to my heart's content, hahahaha~"
"I am."
"Huh?"
"I said, I am a leek."
"!!!"
"Tonight, I will fulfill your wish.!"