2B version
"Jiang Zimo, are you a joke sent by the monkey?"
"..."
"If you don't marry me after many years... Tell your son and daughter to be careful on the way home from school."
"... Be good, go back to bed."
"Ci'ao loses points and gets out of here!"
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Noble and cool elite lawyer, Jiang Zimo, 28 years old, unmarried, single, truly high-end and classy, low-key, luxurious and connotative, the second straight man in the universe, has always stayed away from incomprehensible creatures like rotten girls;
Jian Ling, a slutty star who is cold on the outside but amused on the inside, is unmarried. Her boyfriends are all lying in the hard drive obediently. Who will be lucky tonight? She once said "Look at me so cute, I must be a boy with transvestite. If you don't believe me, I can take off my pants and show you." She is a strange girl who refuses to confess. She is a nerd and a rotten girl with an uncertain future. What can she eat?
In this continent where "the ratio of men to women is three to one, and one couple is gay and the other is gay", the probability of me meeting you is one in 1.3 Billion - it is simply unlucky.
Literary Edition
Jian Ling still remembers that Christmas. Her hand was held tightly by Jiang Zimo, and the place where it touched felt warm and hot. She raised her head in the dense white mist, and could just see the tight corners of his lips... She suddenly felt that it would not be bad to live like this for the rest of her life.
If Jiang Yue hadn't unintentionally acted as a matchmaker, she and he would have been strangers who occasionally rubbed shoulders in this city, but never stopped for each other.
My time with you has only been six months, which is not long compared to the 28 years of life you have spent, but compared to a certain eye collision and the uneasy beating of the heart, it is too long.