After Time Travel

Someone's heart was filled with excitement after reading N chapters of time travel, and his eyes bulging with desire were red. Finally, after a while of gearing up, he yelled: "I want to wear it!" So when there was no way to time travel, I could only pick up the pen with sadness and start to conceive of the time travel article. Here is someone's train of thought. 1) Travel through the background. I saw someone shaking his head, biting his stubby fingers and muttering: "How about writing it in any era from the Nirvana of Heaven and Earth to the Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties." Suddenly Miss Min Min's voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "If you recite Li Bai's poems to Kangxi and say that you are original, your poems will be forked..." Someone nodded. So the female character who was not good at singing and dancing and unable to plagiarize the original work finally died in a foreign land written by someone. Then someone thought again and decided to go to a foreign country. So the heroine was thrown away to a foreign country. I saw people with red hair, green eyes, green eyes, red hair, or colorful people all around me. "Excuse me." The heroine mustered up her courage. "Quack quack..." The foreigner replied. "Pardon?" The heroine was stunned. "Quack quack..." The foreigner began to look unkind. So the female character who was unable to communicate once again died in a foreign land in someone's writing. ... Then let's use the past as an example to refute history. Someone smiled smugly, now time travel is correct, plagiarism is not guilty! Oh hahaha...! ! ! Finally someone decided to make history! 2) Scenario setting. After the heroine died twice, she got up from the ground again, only to find that this time she was thrown into the wilderness by someone. The female character waited and waited... Still didn't see a single figure. So the sun went down and the moon got up. The moon falls and the sun rises again... Finally the heroine died while waiting. Someone was unhappy: "Damn! You have to create your own happiness!" So the heroine got up again in disgrace and started the long march. Finally, the heroine died of exhaustion after climbing over countless mountains and crossing N rivers. Someone reviewed it. It seems location is important. So the heroine was thrown into the bustling street this time. Before the heroine could get up, she heard the roar of "Get out of the way! Get out of the way." Getting closer and closer. I saw a carriage roaring and galloping over the heroine without mercy. So the female character died again. Someone's irresponsible rage: "How can you die so easily!!" Sure enough, the heroine woke up again after being run over by the carriage. But he found that all his limbs had been crushed. The heroine used the inventive spirit of modern people to create an unprecedented wheelchair. After opening a flagship store in Beijing, N chain stores were opened across the country. Finally, the disabled heroine died in money. Only then did someone discover an extremely serious problem! There is no male character? ! ! ! ! So the heroine who originally died of wealth woke up again, only to find a handsome guy squatting in front of her, looking at her with calm eyes. The female character looked shy and lowered her eyebrows, but she found the handsome guy pulling out a piece of wood from the soil nearby. While the female character was wondering, the handsome guy had shaved his penis cleanly, put on his pants, lowered his front and said to the petrified female character: "Who are you?" Nucleolus? The silly female character said: "I am Xingren." So the female character got to know and fall in love with a toilet man until she died of old age. Someone put his chin on his hand and said, "There seems to be something weird." The female character who suddenly died N times rushed towards someone at the speed of light. Picking up a brick and slapping someone randomly, he cursed: "Slap you to death! Slap you to death!..."