Little genius, what do you think your sister is going to do to you?
Little agent, you are so naughty, you actually profiled your sister?
Little Doc, you smell so delicious. (??)
Erin Volturi, a three-hundred-year-old vampire, skill: atomization; hobby: teasing genius little agents, watching various psychopaths, and killing all non-human killers. Aileen Volturi, the exiled vampire royal guard.
Spencer Reid, a naturally cute little genius + little doctor + little agent.
So one day, Irene discovered that the greatest pleasure in her life became teasing Reid and turning him into an immortal vampire.
——By the way, don't you think Reid is actually very suitable to be a vampire? Pale skin, golden brown hair, profound knowledge, tall and thin, never able to catch fashion and trends [cough cough], rigid and old-fashioned from time to time [cough cough]...
In fact, the key points of this article are: "On the feasibility of vampire profilers killing non-human murderers", "On the advantages of cross-race cooperation in arresting criminals", and "On the inevitability of rewriting the law after BAU geniuses become vampire royalty" ╮(╯_╰)╭
——————————————I am the dividing line between silly and cute——————————————————
Erin: Honey, I'm hungry o(￣ˇ￣)o
Reid [serious face]: This, this, this, this is not right!
Erin: Just let me drink a little... Just a little, and I can stop hunting for a week, really!
Reid [stretching his neck]: QAQ
Erin: My dear, you are so good (～￣▽￣)→))*￣▽￣*)o [Poke in the face (*≧▽≦*)/]
Intention: