"Fourteen, my butt hair has become thicker and thicker recently. Although Miss A Miao said that if you love a man, you must love his butt hair too, but I am still worried..."
"Who cares about you! Please talk to your own butt in private about the issue of butt hair! And that woman has never loved you at all, right gorilla..."
"Hey! You just said gorilla, right? You definitely did? I heard it!"
"It's rare that I took a vacation and ended up being so noisy by Hijikata-san that I couldn't sleep. Mr. Hijikata, you should just die."
"When did I allow you to take a vacation?! You kid just sleeps during work hours every day and takes a vacation, right?!"
The above content is basically irrelevant to the main text.
Why put it up if it has nothing to do with it? Do you think the author would tell you that this is a roundabout way to avoid writing copy?
Although the author really wants to use the BG Only trick, this is fan fiction, not animation!
As a bottle of mayonnaise with a brain capacity of only 200ml, the author really tried his best...
Okay, actually you can still write something related to the main text.
First, please enjoy the OP "Pray"
let's go out! Open my mind. Let's go! Sweet dream other side... (Please complete the following lyrics in your head)
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A really good selection of sausages. Fight hunger and be yourself!
Gorilla brand hair removal cream. "Can you use it?" "So easy! Mom doesn't have to worry about my hairy butt anymore!"
Multi-brand mayonnaise. "What am I to you?" "You are my mayonnaise." "Ah? So I am the sauce?" "This way I can eat you all up."
S Star imported children's version of high simulation cannon. Do you think your friends are noisy? Do you think my mother is verbose? Do you think the teacher is an eyesore? Come and have a blast. Your energy is beyond your imagination.
Contents of this issue:
Okita Sougo disappeared unexpectedly. Did he run away on his own or was he kidnapped?
Tu Chong and Tu Chong once again play a death game. Who is the final winner?
When watching, please keep the room well-lit and keep a certain distance from the computer. Violators will be committed seppuku, a crime of unenlightened Bushido.
Please send your comments to the "How to Remove Gorilla Butt Hair" column group after reading this.
So, now that the nonsense is over, let's get down to something serious.
Introduction: Gintama fanfic, a spin-off from the Death Game chapter, Tuchong plays a new Death Game (fake), and Wan Shiwu plays soy sauce throughout the chapter.
Writing style: as close as possible to Gintama's funny rant style, Shimizu, HE.
Reminder: Jinjiang is not the first version, and only a few modifications have been made this time. Please do not misunderstand it as plagiarism if you read it.
Conception: