Short version: A ghost living in Jade Perry tried to raise a cute young lady into a sunny boy, but the young lady evolved into a ghost. (Hey, do you really not need to consider the theory of evolution?)
Exhaust version:
Ye Xiaoan: Han Xiaomo, let me tell you, you are down there tonight!
Han Xiaomo: (smiles evilly) If you want to suppress me, there are no windows.
Ye Xiaoan: Humph, the Lun family will never pay attention to you anymore!
Han Xiaomo: (hands start to behave erratically) Xiao An, what did you say just now? Say it again, okay?
Ye Xiaoan:. . . . . . Author, didn't you say there is no meat? You are a liar! Aren't you afraid of JJ's harmony order?
Han Xiaomo: Shh, be good, be quiet.
(Hey, you believe what I say. You deserve to be suppressed. Son, just show your resistance and obey my little Mo.)
Others: A black-bellied evil spirit with intermittent metamorphosis, Nian Xia Gong vs. A gentle and cute Shou with irregular convulsions. Gong's genes are very good and powerful. That Shou is a wolf in sheep's clothing, eating the little Shou who worked hard to raise his own soul.
Reader: How can one's soul be eaten?
Author: (feeling guilty) Well, that's not the point. The point is that there is meat.