Not funny version:
For the power behind you, I am willing to become a demon
For the Qingcheng you want to marry, I would be willing to have my white shirt stained with blood
For your last ambition, I am willing to die without a burial place
I once envied the Zhiniao in Wulian Mountain and had a companion for life, but I didn't know that the death of my partner would also be my end.
I once envied the double-leaf lotus in the Valley of Flowers and kept it with me for life, but I didn't know how to keep this double-leaf vigilant day and night.
I once envied the white snow of Sunset Peak and were together for life, but I didn't know that it was no longer the bond that pure love could not live without.
Funny version:
1. Mountain Patrol
"Your Majesty, your Majesty, there is a tall young boy with fair skin and sharp red lips coming down the mountain!" Xiao Bingjia.
"Okay! Catch him!" Her Lady Queen said.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, that pretty boy at the foot of the mountain is also accompanied by a tall boy with fair skin, sharp lips and red lips!" Soldier B.
"Okay! Catch them all! Hahahaha!" The Queen said.
2. Meal notes
"Your Majesty, pretty boy No. 1 Said he wants to eat meat!" Soldier C said.
"Here!" Her Lady Queen said happily.
"Your Majesty, pretty boy No. 2 Said he wants to eat meat too!" Said the little soldier.
"Here!" Her Lady Queen looked at the vegetables in the bowl and wiped her tears.
"Your Majesty, pretty boy No. 3 Said he wants to eat a double portion of meat from No. 1 And No. 2!" Xiao Bing A.
"Here!" Her Lady Queen wiped her tears while looking at the vegetables in the bowls of her four subordinates.
3. Leaving Home
"Your Majesty, No. 1 Has gone home, No. 2 Has gone to see a doctor, and No. 3 Has given birth to a baby." Soldiers A, B, C and D.
"If you go against it, chase after me!" The queen roared.