[This is a story that a pseudo-straight man Qi Gong and three Shenjing Bing have to tell]
[When the author cos makes a wish to God]
Demon Song: Since you are the protagonist, Xiaosheng will grant you a wish.
Min Yan: Please give me a soft girl (#￣▽￣#)
Shen Jingbing: Baby, I know how a woman can satisfy you. What position do you want to use tonight? (Carry away)○(*￣￣*)○
[Instructions for entering the pit]
Chapter 0: Those under the age of 18 should read with caution to avoid a shaky outlook on life. If you are over 18 years old, don't think you are safe. Please bring your own lightning rod.
First: Shen Jingbing's three wrong views do not mean that the author's three views are wrong. Shen Jingbing's various erratic behavior has nothing to do with the author.
Second: The author's writing style is terrible.
Third: The author's attack and control (if you don't understand, please ask Du Niang), the weak is cute but the strong is strong (▔▽▔)ㄏ
Fourth: The np in this article comes from my own cuteness.
Fifth: This article is eunuch at any time.
Sixth: There is Su, and the author works hard to correct it.
Seventh: You can read the article ╭(′▽`)╭(′▽`)╯