There is something in the world called copywriting——
This article was originally called "Moji Yiai", why was it renamed? Because I don't have a correct outlook on life, every time I see this topic... I feel bad⊙⊙bhan
Concise version introduction:
She is a writer, her name is Mo Yiai.
He is an editor-in-chief, his name is Xia Ziyou.
She is the legendary funny guy, and he is the legendary ghost beast.
He took advantage of his power and tried every possible means to get her - full text ended (Why do I feel an inexplicable sense of disobedience?)
Introduction to self-defeating and dark protagonist types:
When she visited the supermarket for the first time, Xia Ziyou looked at a toilet brush and said: This thing has a sense of design.
When chasing a girl for the first time, Xia Ziyou said: If she has basic aesthetics and IQ, she will agree.
After her confession was rejected, Xia Ziyou said: ... It can be seen that she didn't.
When his love rival tried all kinds of tricks to provoke him, Xia Ziyou said: If he likes to abuse himself, I can kindly help him.
Is this thirty-year-old man crazy? No, he is not crazy, the author is.
At this time, we should use the present perfect tense, right: I have been crazy for a long time.
Introduction to literary and artistic style:
They were our world and we were just their girls.
The flowers fell before the wind blew.
Between us, love and hate are lingering, and we are strangers.
Ps However, please don't think that this is an innocent moan/moan, greasy and crooked article about the pain of friendship and the sorrow of youth.
Introduction to the style of this article:
Who is Xia Ziyou?
(Jiu Mu: The most unlikable male protagonist I have ever written -_-! Su Ge: So why don't you change Lin Hang!!!)
Who is Lin Hang?
(Lin Dada: My family. Su Ge: The perfect male god of my family!!! Jiumu: Get lost!)
Who is Abi?
(Xiao Wai: No one wants to steal his girlfriend from me!)
As for the heroine Mo Yiai, who is it?
(Everyone: Love so and so)
This is actually a hilarious and light-hearted bickering article. I don't have the ability to follow the plot, but don't worry that the male protagonist will not buy the female protagonist an auntie pad, because his integrity is full of integrity.
The heroine is neither a virgin nor a white lotus, at most she is a fresh dog tail, and the supporting character is not a scumbag, but at most an outstanding frog.
Viciousness is their attitude towards life, and acrimony is their compliment.
Everyone is welcome to practice the lines in the article in life. I don't know if it will have any effect, but I'm sure you will be beaten.
I would like to express my thanks to: I am responsible for beating Mr. Lin who came to urge me to write the manuscript, responsible for instigating Mr. Lin's Xiao Wai, and responsible for Su Ge who was humiliated.
Also, thank you for the cover made by A Basket of Cute Mijiang (although the fresh cover cannot hide the heavy content)
Thanks for keeping me company. We both never need feel lonely any more.