First of all, this is an article full of joy, secondly, this is an article full of JQ, and thirdly, this is an article full of illogicality.
Wei Lan has done five transactions in his life, ranging from matters related to the motherland's family planning to enhancing people's feelings.
I sold my best friend for the first time and exchanged it for two lollipops.
The second time I sold my boyfriend and exchanged it for a box of ice cream.
For the third time, I sold my cousin and exchanged it for a cup of milk tea.
The fourth time I sold it to Second Senior Sister and exchanged it for a plate of unknown snacks.
I sold myself for the fifth time and spent my whole life in exchange for it.
Chu Cheng: I have someone I like.
Wei Lan: What girl?
Chu Cheng: Well, this girl is stupid, dumb, crazy, and noisy... Her shortcomings are out of proportion to her advantages.
Wei Lan: ... What to exchange for?
Chucheng: a lifetime
Wei Lan: Who should I replace?
Chu Cheng: It's your turn.