One day Zhou Yan grabbed Gu Wei's tie and asked him when he fell in love with him.
"It should be your freshman year."
"Damn it, you can be so cruel. I was only a few years old at the time."
"..."
"Did I do something to make you dazzled and fall in love at first sight?"
"That's not true. I think you have a step-by-step process."
"Say!"
"The weather was nice that afternoon, and I saw you fishing by the lake."
"..."
"See the security guard standing behind you"
"..."
"I saw you were invited to the security room for tea."
"I'll go!"
"I came out of the restaurant and saw you writing a review."
"Your sister!"
"The next day I saw a self-criticism posted on the school bulletin board. The charge was... Vandalizing public property."
"Shut up!"
"The review sheet was torn apart on the third day."
"Gu Wei, you know too much! I'm going to strangle you to death."
"Then I'll fall in love with you." Gu Wei stared at him deeply.
"Okay, I won't strangle you to death." Zhou Yan blushed at being stared at.