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This article is also known as "Falling in a Different Shell", "Down with the Little White Flower in My Body", "How to Get Gryffindor in a Different Body", "Sarah Finds Back Her Body and Pursues True Love"
And "Watch Slytherin Subvert Thousand Years Ago" [What is this], "Salazar Saved Hogwarts after Traveling A Thousand Years Ago" [You're kidding me], "How Two Like-minded People Fall in Love" [Bah] and so on...
Salazar Slytherin said that as a person, you must not be plotted, otherwise, you will be very miserable.
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PART1
Godric [worried]: "Hey, Lester, why are you so weird today?"
Salazar (in Leicester) [Sincerely]: "Godric, there is something I must tell you——"
Godric [all ears]: "Yeah, what's the matter?"
Salazar [righteous words]: "Can you (wo) (bu) sleep (si) (te) with (shi) me (lai)?"
Godric [like being struck by lightning]: "..."
Salazar: "... No! I mean! I want (shi) you (sa) want (la) to (cha) sleep (si) not (lai) to (te) sleep (lin)!"
Godric: "... Lester, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable. I'm leaving now. See you next time!!!"
PART2
Slytherin [Tsundere]: Gryffindor! You are ruthless, unjust, and unreasonable!
Godric [ballache]: "... I——"
Slytherin [interrupts]: "Aren't you unwilling to see me? Why are you still looking for me?!"
Godric [ballache]: "... No, I -"
Slytherin [cold and noble]: "I won't listen! Stupid lion, stay away from me!"
Godric [...]: "Damn it! Can you please listen to me? (╯‵□′)╯┻┻!!"
PART3
Thousands of years later. Hogwarts.
Slytherin [cold and noble]: "Godric, you actually chased me here!"
Slytherin [cold and noble]: "Don't explain that I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"
Slytherin [cold and noble]: "Slytherin must be the noblest and most awesome person to argue!"
Godric: "... My heart is so tired, I feel like I can no longer love you."
Salazar: "... Get the hell out of Hogwarts [deep]"
Ahem, anyway. Salazar Slytherin felt that he had to find his body again, fall in love, and clean up the mess... He had a long way to go.
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The third volume begins with the story of Slytherin running away from home, and the last volume discusses the story of Slytherin's white flower in the sub-era. The author is a Gryffindor, loves Old Deng, loves Lupin, and loves Gryffindor House. He doesn't think Voldemort is pitiful and innocent, and he doesn't like to see the Slytherin family dominate and trample the other three houses under their feet. So if you don't like the author's complaints about a series of [excessive Slytherin's unique systems], please don't send a red cross in the upper right corner!
Thank you to all the girls who supported me and cheered me on to throw mine rocket launchers. With your support, I can get to where I am now!
Special thanks to Fengnan girl for the deep water torpedo!
Another SG article by Xiao Yu: [HP] The Melancholy of His Highness Gryffindor
The new SG article has started to be updated. The history of the blonde beauty's struggle to upgrade, the background is the Industrial Revolution in 1830: [HP] Dark Dawn
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