This joke is about my front desk telling me a story about his trip to Dalian. Of course, he didn't know that he was thinking crazy things while telling me...
The initial setting is Shou, an uncle who can explode his hair, and Gong, a loyal dog who has been looking for Shou for fifteen years just to avenge his shame. [Wait, what does this have to do with loyal dogs...
I try to write H as much as I can. How could a Tanmei article not have H? Haha.
As such, any resemblance is purely coincidental.
Ps: I'm sorry for you, front desk...