"What the hell are you!?"
"Please affectionately call me the omnipotent brain that can travel through time, space and race, or Guidong Dongba. This is God's nickname for me, and I allow you to call me that."
"... Go to hell."
"Is life always this hard, or is it just childhood?"
"Always."
"I think I'm in love with you."
"Why?"
"Because since I met you, my stomach has never hurt again."
"... Congratulations, your stomach problem is finally gone."
"Do you want to live forever? Do you want to live forever? Do you want to have power that others are afraid of?"
"…You mean death? Then I guess."
"The people I like all left me one by one. I think I was cursed by God. He cursed me that whoever I like will die. God is really scary."
"God so loves the world."
"I hate God!!"
"I am the only one with you, Matilda."
"No, and I.—My beloved."
PS: This article is a little cruel, the author is a stepmother