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The librarian of Tianjie felt resentful because he had not received a promotion opportunity for many years. He decided to resign. After making up his mind to resign, he decided to create some troubles and problems for his bosses, so he took the books apart and bound them randomly. As a result, the originally good world in the books was completely messed up...
Happy escape version copy:
Ma Wencai: "I want to kill all the butterflies on Peach Blossom Island!" O(￣ヘ￣o#) ~
Huang Yaoshi: (hands a floral dress) Since there are no more butterflies on my island, just come and show me a butterfly!
Ma Wencai: QAQ pharmacist, I was wrong...
Eunuch Gao: (frightened face) Your Majesty! Young Master Xiaoqing said that when offering sacrifices to heaven, the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests should be knocked down!
Xiao Qing: "I want to knock down all the towers in the world, all the towers!" O(￣ヘ￣o#) ~
Qianlong: (holding his forehead)... You little fool, I have told you so many times that the Temple of Heaven is not a tower.
Yang Guo: (laughing convulsively) That... Brother west, Brother Ximen, this is all done by Brother Diao, you can't blame me!
Ximen Chuixue: Draw your sword.
Yang Guo: QAQ (The one being suppressed is obviously me. What are you so angry about!!!)
Fahai: Namo Amitabha.
Tom: Give me back my Horcrux! I don't want to turn into a soul again, you useless bald ass! What? Why are my eyes red? Because I have Slytherin blood! [Hold your chest proudly... Wait, no! Why do double cultivators' eyes turn black? I don't want them to turn black! Let go of my bald ass! Help! QAQ!
Fahai: Namo Amitabha.
Aotuman: (My face is covered by a mask so I can't see my expression clearly) Your insides are so sexy. Wait, it... How did it get up? ! [Sound of panic
Superman: (smiling brightly) Because it saw your pecs.
Aotuman: Don't come over here. I didn't mean to tear your insides off. I'm sorry! I'll give you a little yellow duck, why are you swollen inside? QAQ... If not, don't come over, don't touch... Ah... Ah... [Ahem...
Dongfang: Your cock has many roots. Σ( ° △ °|||)
Little monster: ... [Proud face
Dongfang: Lend me one. Calm face
Little monster: ... O(╯□╰)oDon't think you can use it as an attacker if I lend it to you!
Oriental: QAQ
There are six short stories in the plan, the length of which is undecided, and the writing style is very likely to change at any time. The rest are mixed and conceived from time to time. All the little friends who are jumping into the trap are welcome to speak out and come up with more bad (?) Ideas.
Piece: Don't be fooled by the copy! This article is not a happy ending! Really incompetent to complain about anything QAQ...
Piece by Piece: Attention please! ! ! This article is all OOC! ! ! It only draws on the background and seriously deviates from the original work. It is the product of the author's imagination. Some characters are fictitious (little monster: are you talking about me = =). If you are concerned about family ties, choose to jump into the trap carefully. It is really unbearable. Please click the red cross in the upper right corner to escape and avoid feeding the author with excessive remarks. Please do not let the author bite the corner of his quilt and cry every day...
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