Quotes from Class 1

You stand here and I stand there, separated by a river running along time. Fragment one Geography "Where do you most want to go?" "Of course Akihabara Maid Cafe!" "Why?" "Because I want a group of maids to come in, call me Master!" Fragment 2 Politics "What do people go to the bank for?" "Deposit money." "Withdraw money." "Robbery." Fragment three Chinese "Your composition is as tasteless as boiled water." "You can add a lot of things to plain water." "But the key is that you didn't add anything." "Who said that!" "Okay, what did you add? "Added a little arsenic, sulfur, nitrite. " The above is a true story, and the content of the article comes from my class - a god-like class! There are people with deep mental illness, people in the late second grade of high school, people with sexual transformations, people who have been selling their teammates professionally for thirty years, and there are cute and embarrassing things that are indispensable everywhere. . . . . . My teacher is very fashionable, can act cute and laugh at others; My classmates are very high-end and often make stupid mistakes. Believe me, only those who are stupid at any time are good students! A good teacher is one who makes mistakes! Watch a group of teachers and students present to you our daily cute and embarrassing things. This will record my most unforgettable high school career. PS: This is really a true story. I think many people can find their own shadow in Yiban. Updated from time to time. I'll write it down when something happens in class. Every name in the article is the nickname or homophone of a classmate in our class. If it really happened to happen with the name of any judge... You are so destined to be the weirdo in class 1, and fate will hit your back!