Serious copywriting:
As a senior fujoshi, Reiko Aida witnessed a "boyfriend (mistress) incident" that happened before her eyes. The originally peaceful life was disrupted by the sudden appearance of a Chinese man who wanted to kidnap Heizi.
As a result, all kinds of unscientific things happened one after another.
The real version of the copy (excerpted from the text):
"Coach Seirin, do you have an obligation to explain what drama is going on here?" Akashi Seijuro's voice was like a slap in the face, which made my ears ring and dizzy.
"This... This..." I couldn't believe it was my own voice. The trembling frequency had exceeded the total number of times my vocal cords had vibrated in my life. "It seems... Heizi was reminiscing with his childhood sweetheart... Ah! No! Not his childhood sweetheart! Just an ordinary friend!"
When I realized that I had said the word "childhood sweetheart" that could lead to death, I trembled all over, and the lower octave rose straight up to the upper octave, telling them a sonorous and powerful message - this was just a slip of the tongue.
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The copywriting is incompetent, and the author's excerpts from the text are really a suicide attempt.
Conception: