"Let me die on the battlefield, okay?" The guard asked lazily in his ear. "If I get pierced by thousands of arrows or cut into pieces, you can go back with half of the armor and give it to my father..."
"How dare you," the emperor said viciously.
The guard chuckled. His body was about to be torn apart. He hugged the emperor tighter: "I will die for you, Your Majesty."
"Even if you die, it's for yourself!"
The guard laughed wildly. The laughter echoed through the silent camp, passed through the teasing ears of sleepless people, passed through thousands of miles of wasteland where the bones of ancient soldiers were buried, and spread straight into the sky.
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The dark history of junior high school students, Loli writing style, please don't complain
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