"Hey, hey, hey... Why on earth... Why on earth is this world like this! No, why do you say this is the year 2089? And aren't those Pokémon? Oh, it's fused... Still wrong, I'm obviously a wealthy lady, how could I become an ordinary person?! It turns out that two idiot elves from Xin'ao fought and got me involved... Ha, that's it! Since they are mythical beasts, I can't control them... Give me the Pichu Pichu."
Sad woman, we rest in peace for you...