Baby: "Mom, when you don't know, I have grown up quietly."
Mom: "My baby, you don't know how panicked I was when I was giving birth to you, and how anxious I was to look forward to your arrival."
Dad: "My wife, my children, my sweet burden."
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The plot may be outrageous, it may hit your mark, it may be a novice, it's just a writing practice, don't take it too seriously :-D