Mobile phone guy: Hahahahahahaha, the master is using it again tonight and I haven't touched you at all, computer guy! !
Computer Guy:......
Mobile phone guy: Look at my cute, cute, smooth, flexible and convenient figure, and look at your square and big body, you are destined to be a computer guy who will be relegated to the cold palace!
Computer:…
Mobile phone guy: No! ! I don't want to have any contact with this annoying guy with a cable! ! Let me go, you pervert! ! Ah! ! ! ! Ah... Ah...
Computer:…
It's a sweet and heartwarming short story, personified by mobile phones and computers, so I won't tell you that the author also has a guest appearance! !
As for the length... Hehehe... It depends on how long the author can talk nonsense...