"Damn it, why didn't anyone tell me that to use magic I have to go to the Novice Village to buy a hat first?!"
"It's all because you are too careless, wrong, and too stupid."
"... Look at your father, I won't chop you into pieces= ==+"
"Well, the portal of this dungeon is about to close..."
"Nani? Idiot, why don't you run away!!"