Before Her Royal Highness the Princess gets married, one of the palace maids must have sex with the future prince-in-law to test his abilities.
It just so happened that I was a palace maid and I was ugly, so such an errand fell on me out of thin air.
What? You ask me what I think?
Four words, just what I wanted.
As for my thoughts on the Prince Consort, I would say: seduce him, stay away from him, and feel sorry for him.