(Canonical version) Copywriting: 2275
Bai Wuchen, a famous general of the generation, asked his mother: "When can I find a man?"
His mother replied: "I have a son here but I don't have a man. What do you want?"
Bai Wuchen asked again: "When can I find a loyal dog?"
His mother replied: "I have an unfaithful dog here."
Bai Wuchen: "..."
(Offline version) Text: 2275
The famous general Bai Wuchen asked her mother: "When can I find a man!!"
The mother replied calmly: "Chen'er, I only have sons but no men here, what do you want?"
Bai Wuchen: "..." TAT
Bai Wuchen asked again: "Then when can I find a loyal dog?"
The mother replied calmly: "Chen'er, I still only have dogs but no loyalty here, do you still want it?"
Bai Wuchen: "..." QAQ, Ya Zhudie~ I want a man! I want a loyal dog! I want many, many loyal dogs, and many, many men! Then all the loyal dogs will be mine! Men can match it themselves!~ It's so beautiful, why doesn't Mao's mother let her go?
Female protagonist: The off-line fried-haired admiral. Male protagonist: Loyal and inferior~ (Huh? Something seems wrong)
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