Chinese Valentine's Day short sitcom:
Jiang Xiaojian sat by the lake, looked at Mu Ze who was also sitting by the lake, and asked expectantly: "Ze Ze, if your mother and I fall into the lake, who will you save first?" Mu Ze on the side replied without thinking: "My mother."
"Why?" Jiang Xiaojian's smile froze on his face, with anger.
"Because you can swim." Mu Ze was not affected by Jiang Xiaojian at all and still answered in an orderly manner.
"I told you that! I can't swim!"
"Really? An Ju told me that you are a very good swimmer." (Well done, passed on to An Ju again.)
Jiang Xiaoqian gritted his teeth. Damn Anju, your life is too long, right?
"Then I can't swim now, who are you going to save?"
"My mother."
Damn it! Jiang Xiaojian stood up and yelled at Muze: "Do you know what day it is today! Chinese Valentine's Day! It's hard to see the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl once a year. If you say something nice, you'll get pregnant!"
Mu Ze sat and meditated for a long time and said, "It's been a day in the sky and a year on earth, but they actually meet every day."
Jiang Xiaojian was dumbfounded. You actually think about such a thing at such a serious time! He stretched his big foot forward to kick Mu Ze down, but he failed to control the direction well. In front of Mu Ze's eyes, he fell into the lake in the form of a split, and Jiang Xiaojian struggled wildly in the lake. He was rescued by Mu Ze before he even shouted for help. He didn't even have the chance to spit out water and pretend to be weak.
"But just saying, you don't have to actually throw yourself into the river. I didn't see my mother fall across the lake. There were secret guards around her, so they could have rescued her. But for you, I couldn't wait for them to come and fished you out."
Jiang Xiaojian looked at Muze's face with relief. It was worth the trip!