Dear Aunt Petunia,
Today I went to Diagon Alley with Hagrid. The world of magic is so amazing! In Madam Malkin's robe shop, I met the "legendary Malfoy" and used the silent spell "it" taught me to make that annoying measuring tape obey. He is right. After careful observation, the Malfoy family are all-cute tsunderes! !
Various quotes from the original text, updated only on a whim... You understand the above.