Who Said My Mother Is C, Who Am I in a Hurry With?

Minesweeper before reading: 1. Extended writing of cute memes, warm and relaxing writing 2. There are more than seven cute memes in this article, all of which were found in Tieba and other places. The memes are not original. 3. The protagonist's wife C, if you don't like her, don't enter. 4. Do you still need to write copy... It's like this, this, that, that... Well, I won't tell you, I'm too lazy to write... O(∩_∩)O~ There is also a side story "Car Shock" that has not been published here due to river crab reasons. Please search for it. Intention: