Time travel! ! !
What a way to travel through time! ! !
When people travel through time, they step on dog poop or get hit by a car! ! !
This is not more unlucky than me! ! !
I actually! ! !
I actually wore it when I went to the toilet! ! !
Just sat down... And just...! ! !
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !
I don't wear it when I step in cat poop, and I don't wear it when I get hit by a bicycle! ! !
Just when I'm about to go big! ! ! !
Oh my God!!!!...... You love me too much! ! ! ! !