Recently, I have been watching "Tomb Raiders" and found a classic dialogue that I thought was funny, so I posted it here.
I was feeling a little ridiculous at this point, but we were at the end of our rope and we had to try anything. So I walked up to the corpse, made them all kneel down, and then broke off a few gold ingots with my waste fingers and burned them for each of them. While burning, I kowtowed: "I am Wu Sansheng's nephew. I have something urgent to do with my third uncle. Which of you is casting a spell? Please accept the paper money and let us go. We are really in a hurry. Why don't we leave this fat man to play with you, and the others will let us out."
When the fat man heard this, he was furious. Pan Zi and Shun Zi immediately held him hostage one by one and prevented him from moving. The fat man yelled: "Wu Xie, you are a despicable villain. I will bite you to death!"
After I finished reciting, I looked around and saw that there was no change at all, including the corpse. Realizing that it was useless, I waved for them to let go of the fat man. The fat man stared nervously at the surroundings and found that there was no change at all. He couldn't help but sneer: "You, Uncle Ghost is still fair and looks down on you stinkers."
I said: "Maybe people don't like you, it's true."
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