When he first entered the police academy, Yang Zhi hugged Jiang Shan, who was in the same dormitory, and said, "I see why you are so pleasing to the eye!"
After graduating from the police academy, they were assigned to different jobs. Later, when they met at work, Yang Zhi happily hugged Jiang Shan, pinched his face and said, "After all this time, why do you look so good to me?"
Later, Yang Zhi lay on Jiang Shan's body, looked at the white and rosy face of the person under him, and asked with a heavy breath: "Daughter-in-law, do you like me?"
Jiang Shan rolled his eyes at him and said, "I don't like it, so I let you do it? I'm giving you an advantage for nothing!"
Yang Zhi giggled like "hehe", kissed Jiangshan, and said, "Hey, wife, I discovered something. You see, your name is Jiangshan, right, and my name is Yang Zhi. If we put them together, wouldn't it be 'Plants vs. Zombies'!"
Jiang Shan kicked him out of bed, "Go to hell!"
"Daughter-in-law!"
"Get out!"
"Daughter-in-law, you can't do this!"
"Go and die!"
"Daughter-in-law!"
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