Just a not-so-gentle story.
Ke Xiaolang, who was pressed on the bed at night, would chase Zhongli Silver Wings with a butcher's knife every morning: "Stop! Stop! Let me chop you!"
Zhongli Yinchi rubbed his waist and cried loudly while urinating: "For the hair? For the hair?! The person who eats meat for the hair is exhausted, but the person who is eaten is alive and kicking?!"
"This is a magical world?!!!!!!"