2B copywriting
Me: My name is Hua Mulan!
Senior: Do you want to join the army in place of your father? Or play time travel in front of me?
Me: Can't you see my beauty like a flower? You don't understand what it means to live up to your name, don't you?
Senior: Miss, I've seen a lot of nymphos. Although yours is quite rare, it's not like I've never seen it before.
Crazy woman copywriting
Me: Zuo Chengming, who do you love? Don't pester me for nothing!
Senior: Who was the one who pestered who first?
Me: Zuo Chengming, you look like this, it would be a shame if you don't sell some meat!
Senior: Well, how do you know I haven't sold it?
I asked in horror: How many have been sold?
The senior waved his hand: "I am almost exhausted as a family."
Me: Damn, Zuo Chengming, you have to give me an explanation today.
Senior: This is unscientific. Usually people who have used it write experience reports!
I slapped the table: What?
The senior touched my head: Hua Mulan, you don't know who is oppressing me every day!
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