土 Vice-President Tuyin, You Dropped Your Mayonnaise. 土银副长大人你的蛋黄酱掉了 by General Who Conquered the Barbarians (征夷大将军) Length11k WordsGenreDanmei (BL)EraModern EraUpdated13y agoSourceJJWXC Request a translation Stats 5Favorites5Chapters350Clicks / chapter Tags ThemeEastern FanfictionPOVBottom-Lead (Shou)Age13+Lighthearted Synopsis On how a bastard with fish eyes controlled by sweets unconsciously seduced a bastard with glaucoma caused by mayonnaise [emphasis added] ↑If you take it seriously, you will loseCopywriting is useless Show more More by this author 学 The Story of a Scholar and a Scumbag General Who Conquered the Barbarians