The Dark Lord? It's okay, it's just a snake-faced weirdo! Dumbledore? It's okay, he's just a principal who loves to play! The Dark Mark? It's okay, I have space! Medicinal materials? It's okay, I have space! Precious materials? It's okay, I have space!
Severus: What else do you have besides space! Lin: And you!
The protagonist of this article is not a holy mother, but a mentally ill, evil principal with a golden finger. Professor CP
Because I am a newbie, I hope you will bear with me if the writing style of the article is a little childish or the plot is a little unreasonable!