Hello everyone, my name is Ji Moyan. My hard work in high school enabled me to successfully enter a famous university in city B. Unexpectedly, moving into Room 306 would bring about my best memories of university. My mother insisted on letting me sum up my university life in one sentence. I thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't think of a good word. Suddenly I saw the copy of "This Killer Is Not Too Cold" that I had just bought at the video store, so I copied it and added my original version: "Mom! This university is not too cold!"
Report on the crazy idiot in Room 306:
Ji Moyan - Height 175cm, good-looking, idiot, good academic performance, but relies on hard work rather than talent and intelligence, often makes low-level mistakes
Luo Fei - 183cm tall, handsome and venomous, a dark horse prince. His temper is sometimes bad and he is very popular with girls.
Wei Xiaozi - 166cm tall, cute looking, likes to tease people, often bickers with Luo Fei
Feng Shi - Height 181cm, overall decadent, a very enigmatic existence of performance art, often talkative and never stop talking.
An Boshu - Height 178 cm, scholarly temperament, reads countless books, likes cooking, life encyclopedias, and stock market magazines the most
Jingchuan - 186cm tall. He used to be a sports student with outstanding sports performance. He is very envious of scholars like An Boshu who can write well.
I drew a picture of Ji Moyan... - -|||Run first and talk later... Afraid of being beaten...
This is a pit - -+
Scarlet, I have to say, because I am not only very busy, I also have to find time to draw, and I have to come up with funny ideas to write funny articles. My brain capacity is pitiful to begin with, and now I am even more self-harming. I am considerate and considerate.
(Background music: The Thunder King of Six Gods! Wuwuwuwuwu...)
Luo Fei flew over with a punch: Oh my god! Please don't play this kind of background music after saying such sad things!
Jingchuan hugged his chest and said enthusiastically: Ah! Six gods unite! The second blue vein on my burning forehead!
Please understand, I will not give up - Yo Yo Yo Yo (Infinite Echoes)
I'm just a little... A little... A little slow
An Boshu pushed up his glasses: He stood in the latrine and refused to poop.
Scarlet Hong said angrily: Oh my god, have you ever finished using gentle words to ladies? Didn't your parents, elementary school teachers, middle school principals, high school janitors, and uncles remind you?
6 Narration: She speaks without punctuation just like Lin Shasha.
Consequence - the beauty is buried under 6 poisonous tongues (deadly...)