The following is the opening ceremony of "Slim and True"
Host: Today we are holding a grand opening ceremony here in the beautiful spring weather (background: the north wind blows through the leaves, everyone tightens their necks) (actually there are only about ten people), and first of all, we invite Xianxian, one of the heroines, to speak.
Xianxian: First of all, I want to thank the director for giving me this opportunity. I also want to thank CCTV, MTV, my record company, and my fans. Hey, why are you taking my microphone? (An author sneered: You remember everyone, but you don't remember me, you ungrateful person, come on, drag her down quickly)
The host sent a deformed microphone from the audience: Miss Xianxian was not in good health, so she went to rest backstage (Background: A woman shouted: Long live China. Along with the screams, it was clear that she was being tortured). Next, we asked another female protagonist, Zhi Su, to say a few words.
Zhi Su: First of all, I want to thank the author for creating me (there were boos below), but although the male protagonist she assigned me is very handsome, he is really extravagant. He has to rinse his mouth with fins for three meals a day. Look at our family's accounts this month, they are all red in the red. I am so heartbroken, everyone needs to help me seek justice. Hey, I haven't finished speaking yet, don't take my microphone. (A certain author: You scolded me in a roundabout way, and your nature is worse than your sister. Someone came, dragged her to a small dark room, and deprived her of food for three days. Hahaha, I don't think any of you dare to criticize me.)
An author laughs wildly behind the scenes (Background: Please imagine the scene of Afghan refugees fleeing)