A certain evildoer: Hey, your anus!
I looked back and smiled: No, it's your anus.
A certain evildoer: You are still as wretched as before.
Me: What, do you want to pay homage to Aijia?
A certain evildoer instantly transformed into a wolf, put his hands on his hips and said, "My dear concubine, it seems that we haven't consummated our marriage yet. I'm a little impatient!"
I stare!
"Come and sleep with me~"
I hugged my chest tightly and shook my head in horror, "Ya Zhu Die Ya Zhu Die Ya Zhu Die Contest~"
"Hey, hey, hey, you can shout, it won't hurt even if your throat is broken!"
"Broken throat, broken throat!"
"..."
After finishing, a certain evildoer stood up, touched his mouth, narrowed his eyes, "Get up!"
I bit the quilt in grievance, with affectionate eyes, and pretended to be coquettish, waving my hands and saying, "Uncle, come again~"
"Bai Xiaomian!"
"I'm so hungry!" I covered my face.
"..."